Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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