i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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