Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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