Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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