So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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