haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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