if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
And then he peed in my hair
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