Do you still have your period?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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