grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Randomize