Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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