The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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