If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Say something about gay babies.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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