we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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