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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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