I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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