I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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