I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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