my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
