You work out of a Hotel?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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