I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I got inside last night via doggy door
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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