Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
