shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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