I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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