YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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