You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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