It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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