is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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