Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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