But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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