You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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