that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Im part way to drunk.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize