I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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