Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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