I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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