I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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