I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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