You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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