Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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