Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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