If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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