Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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