jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Please, let me fuck your mom
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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