i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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