Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
