I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
