we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
