he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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