you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So vagazzling was a success
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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