come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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