How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just high enough for therapy.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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