It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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