dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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