My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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